Valek (Tank)

Sun’s out. Vampires are screwed.

The Valek Tank pays tribute to Jan Valek—the ancient bloodsucker at the center of John Carpenter’s Vampires and a vampire who definitely wasn’t interested in sparkling, romance, or any of that other stuff.

Our Batshit Crazy design gives Valek the full treatment: demonic bat, skull, arcane symbols, and enough sinister detail to look like something you probably shouldn’t have summoned in the first place.

The white racerback tank makes this one perfect for hot days, horror conventions, concerts, or hunting vampires through the New Mexico desert with questionable people and even more questionable equipment.

Made for Carpenter fans, vampire freaks, and anyone who prefers their bloodsuckers mean, nasty, and fucking evil.

Daylight kills vampires. Looking Batshit Crazy is 24/7.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams