Batshit Tall Man (3/4 Sleeve)
BOY! You picked the wrong funeral home.
The Batshit Tall Man 3/4 Sleeve pays tribute to the towering nightmare at the center of Phantasm—the Tall Man, the mysterious mortician who made Morningside Cemetery one place you definitely don’t want to end up after dark.
Our Batshit Crazy version puts his icy stare front and center on a classic contrast raglan, giving the whole thing an old-school horror look worthy of late-night movies, creepy mausoleums, and homicidal silver spheres flying down the hallway.
Made for Phantasm fans and horror freaks who know exactly what’s coming when they hear one simple word:
BOY!
Stay out of Morningside. Keep your head down.
Those spheres have a way of finding you.
• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label